clitdick
clitdick by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
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Clitdick
Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.
A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.
A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.
A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!
Or...
"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
Or...
"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
Clitdick by Warpath666 October 20, 2016
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Dinousar clit dick by NU77A April 18, 2020
clitlicker
The Female equivalent of cocksucker referring to the licking of the female clitoris. Refers to a female‘s sexuality.
clitlicker by SpunkMonkey1974 January 4, 2005
Clidickoris
Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"
Clidickoris by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008
Clit Dick
MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.
FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.
Clit Dick by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007
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