CLIDICK

A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick

look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!

by daniel dole June 12, 2006

Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.

Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"

by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008

clitickle

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.

Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

clidickorus

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.

Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma

by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022

cridick

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Movie Cridick

Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.

We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.

by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010