CLIDICK

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A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick

look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!

CLIDICK by daniel dole June 12, 2006

Words you can keep

Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.

Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"

Clidickoris by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008

Related Words

CLIDICK • Clidickoris • clidickorus • clitdick • cliddick • clidicalimol • clitick • clitickey • clitickle • cridick

clitickle

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.

Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...

clitickle by Pat did it July 13, 2009

clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

clitdick by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

clidickorus

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.

Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma

clidickorus by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022

cridick

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

cridick by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Movie Cridick

Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.

We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.

Movie Cridick by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026