clibate

A Clibate is a poor excuse for a father who thinks its acceptable to leave their child's life for over 10 years, and when he suddenly reappears in their life he says his child is a 'Mistake' and 'Wishes the child wasn't his'.

That Clibate is sooo irrelevant, i mean who even needs him. Honestly, he has issues...

by OfficialG November 15, 2016

Climate activist

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation

Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao

by galactica423 September 27, 2023

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

by antiglobe October 28, 2010

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

by Rapevan March 18, 2009

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020