A Clibate is a poor excuse for a father who thinks its acceptable to leave their child's life for over 10 years, and when he suddenly reappears in their life he says his child is a 'Mistake' and 'Wishes the child wasn't his'.
That Clibate is sooo irrelevant, i mean who even needs him. Honestly, he has issues...
boy: Cindy, can i feel you up.
Girl: No Charlie, i thought you were gay.
boy: I am.
Girl: Clearly not...
boy: ...
Girl: ... GodCharlie! Your such a Nycon!