clevelandsteamer 

during sex the person(usuallay the male) takes a huge shit on the other person's(male/female) chest and rubs it all over the person's chest.

person A:lastnite i gave Lisa a nice clevelandsteamer.
person B:what is that?
person A whispers
person B:thats nasty

clevelandsteamer by Lmoney July 16, 2006

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag 

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag by Staticman May 18, 2005

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

Cleveland Steamer by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Cleveland Steamer Sundae

The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.

"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"

Cleveland Steamer Sundae by lukelord0 May 7, 2015

cleveland steamer

to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.

dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.

cleveland steamer by seth9480 April 28, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.

Cleveland Steamer by BFitz99 April 19, 2006