Clerb 

Something of any type that one can fruck up.

Often but not limited to a curb, club, or concert.

“Only the hottest girls hit clerbs”

Clerb by Lerob05 October 25, 2023

clerb 

A nightclub or dance club

Girl, I saw you workin' your tired old piece at da clerb last night.

clerb by JoeyATL September 7, 2007

Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.

When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"

Clembarassing by CaliCock July 16, 2013

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

clebglonked 

The felling you have after you smell something horrific

Woke up to myself violently shitting the bed the smell had me clebglonked

clebglonked by Jy the king January 20, 2022

Clergevil 

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

Clergevil by YAWA April 18, 2015

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009