An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocentchildren of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
Somebody who is obnoxiously nerdy, awkward and nauseously upbeat. They usually dress like they are from the 80’s and wear raper glasses (see: raper glasses). They are also extremely oblivious to what they look like to other people, and actually believe that they are seriously “cool”.