clenes

''Clene'' is a SLANG from Brazil.It is normally used by a famous brazilian youtuber who speaks in english called ''Quinagamer'' and it is used by his friends too , the term ''clene'' is being spread all over the world , there's a large community in Australia that also uses the slang ''CLENE'' . A precise definition for ''Clene'' could be a '' VERY COOL MEME''

''WHO LIKES CLENES HERE?''
''LOOK AT THAT MAGICAL WALL CLENE''
-QUINAGAMER

by MENEKING November 25, 2013

John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

by Urburu November 2, 2005

clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.

I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!

by codinex January 29, 2009

Anne of Cleves

(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.

After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".

Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.

by Lorelili January 4, 2011

Cleyes

Eyes that are abnormally close together.

Krage: Holy shit! That guy has cleyes!

by ksisk March 12, 2008

clones

Street term for clonazepam and klonopin. Usually popped to calm someone's nerves in sketchy situations. 2mg makes you feel like you downed a 12 pack of beer. Very fast acting. Taking too much usually just results in sleep.

I gotta go to the nawfside of town later, you got them clones for me?

by ssblood May 31, 2010

Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.

Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.

by smpoza February 13, 2009