When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
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-The Second of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.

-One of the two reasons the prequels where thought of as bad.

(The other being Haden Christiensen )

-The worst of all Six of the Star Wars episodes, but a necessary turning point with only 2 high points, being Jango Fett and the Battle of Geonosis.
Hey dude, wanna watch "Attack of the Clones?"

No way, "Empire Strikes Back" is way better.
by T-rav-ssss April 04, 2011
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Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is a 2002 film directed by George Lucas and written by Lucas and Jonathan Hales. It is the second film in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.
Person 1: Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.
by Mud and Snow February 11, 2018
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