smpoza's definitions
To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
by smpoza February 21, 2009
Get the Dick Cheneymug. Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
by smpoza September 2, 2011
Get the porn snobmug. When something wonderful and amazing is followed by something that is so shitty in comparison that you want to go home, watch the original, awesome thing while eating ice cream and cry. Named for the infamous Star Wars prequel trilogy (except for, debatably, Episode III).
Guy 1: Man, Bill Clinton's presidency was so awesome. I can't believe how horrible Bush's was.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the Star Wars Prequel Trilogymug. What you say to appear insulting, but when you're actually being complimentary. Named for its inscrutable nature.
by smpoza July 27, 2016
Get the Scrungoidmug. Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars movies, but not as badass.
Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?
Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the The Empiremug. When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the Attack of the clonesmug. EX1: Sarah Palin's resignation speech was the definition of whack.
EX2: Transformers 2's box office numbers are incredible! That's whack.
EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
EX2: Transformers 2's box office numbers are incredible! That's whack.
EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
by smpoza July 4, 2009
Get the Whackmug.