smpoza's definitions

A new hope

The "first" (in terms of release) star wars movie, and arguably the best. It began one of the most influential and popular science fiction franchises of all time.

Guy 1: Want to watch the first star wars?

Guy 2: Hells yes! I've been wanting to see A New Hope again for a while!

Guy 1: Actually, I was talking about phantom menace.

Guy 2: Get the fuck out of my house right now before I get my gun.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

Scrungoid

What you say to appear insulting, but when you're actually being complimentary. Named for its inscrutable nature.

"I called Sam a scrungoid because I was mad, but I know deep down that he's the best"

by smpoza July 27, 2016

The Empire

Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars movies, but not as badass.

Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?

Guy 2: That's the empire for you.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

Super Mario All-Stars

A collection of Mario games for the Super Nintendo. Arguably one of the best video game deals of all time, it contains all the Super Mario Brothers games and the unreleased Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which was considered too hard to release in the United States.

Super Mario All-Stars is the best SNES game of all time.

by smpoza October 6, 2008

Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

When something wonderful and amazing is followed by something that is so shitty in comparison that you want to go home, watch the original, awesome thing while eating ice cream and cry. Named for the infamous Star Wars prequel trilogy (except for, debatably, Episode III).

Guy 1: Man, Bill Clinton's presidency was so awesome. I can't believe how horrible Bush's was.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

by smpoza October 28, 2011

porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.

"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."

by smpoza September 2, 2011