When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy
, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace
but suffered more because George Lucas
was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf
then. Not like sand at all.
The "first" (in terms of release) star wars
movie, and arguably the best. It began one of the most influential and popular science fiction franchises of all time.
Guy 1: Want to watch the first star wars
Guy 2: Hells yes! I've been wanting to see A New Hope again for a while!
Guy 1: Actually, I was talking about phantom menace
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of my house right now before I get my gun.
A collection of Mario games for the Super Nintendo. Arguably one of the best video game deals of all time, it contains all the Super Mario Brothers games and the unreleased Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which was considered too hard to release in the United States.
Super Mario All-Stars is the best SNES game of all time.
To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)
Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!
Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.
Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?
Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars
movies, but not as badass.
Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?
Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
Adjective. Competent, intelligent, and rational. In other words, the exact opposite of former United States president George W. Bush
, colloquially known as Dubya
Man, when that lady was hit by the bus, that guy with the coat calmly checked her pulse and called the paramedics without freaking out. Anti-Dubya move there.