clenchmax 

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together

"Clenchmaxxing while jelqing is the new meta"

clenchmax by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024

clenchwarton 

poxey little norfolk village where its stiil drying up

Lynner: alright buh anything good on tv tonight

Clenchwartoner: TV?!

clenchwarton by thomaas March 5, 2008

Clinchmas

Noun - a holiday. When you have waited a long, long time for your favorite team to make the playoffs. Then, they finally do. Leading up to the clinch is like Christmas when you were a little kid. Clinchmas is the day the clinch happens. Clinchmas Eve is the night before.

Holy crap. The Reds are finally back in the playoffs. Merry Clinchmas!

Or, as a greeting - Happy Clinchmas

Clinchmas by edavis44 September 30, 2010

Clenchmaxxing

Masturbating really hard.

Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.

Clenchmaxxing by Danexer23 January 15, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Refers to the practice of clenching one's buttocks to enhance male orgasm

Dont forget to clenchmaxxing before gooning after your edging session

clenchmaxxing by fishloverGooner13 January 16, 2024

Clenchmaxing 

Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.

When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.

Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.

Friend2: oh no why?

Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.

Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.

Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.

Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.

Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.

Clenchmaxing by The OG Pan January 18, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Clenching for extended periods of time

dude 1: wanna fuck?
dude 2: fuck no i been clenchmaxxing for 3 days straight

clenchmaxxing by saselandia January 20, 2024