clenchmax
clenchmax by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024
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Clenchmaxxing
Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.
Clenchmaxxing by Danexer23 January 15, 2024
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Clenchmaxing
Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
Clenchmaxing by The OG Pan January 18, 2024
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clenchmaxxing by saselandia January 20, 2024