What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

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Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

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Cheechani

Overly Emirati ppl who think they’re privileged and better than the rest. Have exaggerated and annoying accent. Wear Cartier and vancleef bracelets up to their elbows. Rude. Flex with their parents’ money. Eat basic ass cheesy ass food. Roots are bomb but the 2000s generation cheechanis are RUININ IT. Small heads or big heads no in between. Beards. UN-FUNNY.

- fawaz, abdulla, hessa, aisha, alia, fatima

(Ch)ee(ch)ani

Ch comes from the accent they use

Cheechani / Cheechaniya : la ha4ee erbe3eetee
Non-Cheechanis (alpha) : eee look cheechani let’s dip

Cheechani by Coolgerl April 13, 2020

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Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

Butt Clencher by madambluhhh April 13, 2015

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