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Lit. A leach that attaches itself to the clitorious region of a womans sexual organs.
After playing in the creek all day, Mary felt some discomfort and noticed that several cleaches had attached themselves to her clitoris. She freaked out until she found a cleachlicker named John who sucked them off of her.
cleach by Mel & Andrew September 18, 2008
Lit. A leach that attaches itself to the clitorious region of a womans sexual organs.
After playing in the creek all day, Mary felt some discomfort and noticed that several cleaches had attached themselves to her clitoris. She freaked out until she found a cleachlicker named John who sucked them off of her.
cleach by Mel & Andrew September 19, 2008
When a woman clenches off a shit while getting fucked in the vagina.
"Jordan's gf cleached a shit while they were fucking."
"Ew wtf?"
Cleach by The_Cleachure September 9, 2021
Cleach means anything thing you want to but for me it sounds dirty
“You know what that’s why you get no Cleach.!”
Cleach by PRINCESSNXTDOOR October 3, 2025
it is mainly use as an adjective but it means whatever you want to but for me it sounds dirty
“You know what Joe that’s why you get no cleach.”

or

“ You have no cleaches
Cleach by PRINCESSNXTDOOR October 3, 2025

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
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