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Clearnessism 

Clearnessism is an art music ism coined by Mansoor Habibdoost, Iranian composer and a faculty member at the music department of the University of Guilan to explain his method of composing to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Mansoor Habibdoost is the coiner of clearnessism and tries to make the listeners hear and hear his music.
Clearnessism by armi July 24, 2014
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crennessy 

cranberry juice and hennessy mixed
last night at the club i had a crennessy
crennessy by kevae November 29, 2010

taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.
the studs that make the difference between a tennis shoe and cleat
I cant wear these cleats to school it'll wear out the cleatness

Floor Cleaners 

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
Floor Cleaners by gemba August 1, 2011

Cleaners Surprise 

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
Cleaners Surprise by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009

Cleansiness 

Canadian state of being clean and free from germs, dirt, trash, or waste, and the habit of achieving and maintaining that state.
My friend in Montreal is such a hoser. He is so messy, probably the least cleansy person I know. He's really got to work on his cleansiness.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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