Cleansiness 

Canadian state of being clean and free from germs, dirt, trash, or waste, and the habit of achieving and maintaining that state.

My friend in Montreal is such a hoser. He is so messy, probably the least cleansy person I know. He's really got to work on his cleansiness.

Cleansiness by Old mate eighty eight July 13, 2020

cleansneisure 

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

cleansneisure by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004