This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.

Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.

Cleanser by maxine1 October 28, 2011

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Cup Cleaner

man who licks asshole to get sexual thrill as he skeets in his parents mouth when they are delviering a baby

My mommy and daddy said when i was born they were getting their up cleaned ("Cup Cleaner")

Cup Cleaner by Inbred Bille January 10, 2009

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facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

facial cleanser by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

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Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

Colon Cleanser by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

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