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taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

the cleverest 

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
the cleverest by the slow kid April 28, 2008

cleanerita

combo of two words . cleaning lady and spanish for girl...senorita..most cleaning ladies tend to be of hispanic origin anyways applicable especially as hotel staff and janitorial workers
hey, when the cleanerita comes, can you get some extra towels??
cleanerita by douglas epley October 27, 2006

Mt. Cleverest 

"Hey I just noticed that sample sentence for Fonts contains every letter in the alphabet!"
"Mt. Cleverest ..."
Mt. Cleverest by JonRock January 13, 2008

Floor Cleaners 

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
Floor Cleaners by gemba August 1, 2011

Cleaners Surprise 

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
Cleaners Surprise by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009