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Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010
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