This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.
Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.
by maxine1 October 28, 2011
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it is when you stick both hands in her ass and you start rubbing your hands together. the motion is like when you are washing your hands.
My hands feel clean after i gave that woman a cleanser.

by B PB July 10, 2008
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A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 07, 2015
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Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 01, 2010
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A person that that you have sex with in between serious relationships to help you get over one relationship and help you get ready for a new one.
With a palate cleanser it’s only sex, never serious.
Ex. In between Mike and Peter, I was with Kenny.

He was my palate cleanser.
by hotchick4205 January 14, 2010
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A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.
I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
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While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.
Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.
by DKproductionss February 07, 2010
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