Any cut resulting in severe
bleeding, or necessitating the need for
stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a
Dixie Chicks concert.
The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that
Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through
Sheila'
s carotid artery.