clasening 

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen

You have fully clasened this program.

clasening by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Clavining 

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense

Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.

Clavining by SCCDoge April 14, 2021

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

power clashing 

Combining clothing items that according to style etiquette do not go together. Doing this as a powerful figure will result in people unquestionably approving your fashion sense, and taking you in higher esteem.

> I'll tell you what I don't do: wear a striped tie with a striped shirt!

< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.

power clashing by waxo May 17, 2011

Clopening 

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.

I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.

Clopening by Atlantic City May 12, 2014

clopening 

The term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job.

If you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you are clopening.

I can't come over tonight, because I am clopening.

clopening by katykangaroo March 24, 2009