closeting 

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

closeting by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

closeting 

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

closeting by Floss It April 21, 2009

closeting 

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

closeting by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Joe-closeting 

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

Joe-closeting by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008