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Claritafy
To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.
When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022
Post Nut Clarity
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
post-nut clarity
that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
*definition number 3
post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017
Post Nut Clarity
The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
Post Nut Clarity by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
Post-Nut Clarity
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
Post-Nut Clarity by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
Post Nut Clarity
"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
Post Nut Clarity by saladcock September 14, 2019
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