The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
by Im not drunk January 04, 2018
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The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
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The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love
Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.
Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash

Person 2: damn that sucks bro
by RacksonRacks403 May 16, 2019
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that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3
post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion
by Skeetskeetskeetward July 04, 2017
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Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019
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