Clairt
Used mainly in rural areas of Northern Ireland. Jokey-negative connotation, addressed from one to another as a friendly insult.
Words you can keep
Claritafy
To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.
When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022
Post Nut Clarity
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
post-nut clarity
that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
*definition number 3
post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017
Post Nut Clarity
The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
Post Nut Clarity by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
Friend Of Clairo
Christina: “I want to ask Sarah out... is she... you know...”
Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”
Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”
Friend Of Clairo by mybrocold February 3, 2020
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026