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clanster 

A person who belongs to a clan.
He's a clanster cuz he's part of a clan.
clanster by kazaiperson October 2, 2013
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Claysterpillar 

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.
The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.
classter by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

clayster 

Professional cod player with 8 plus championships. One of the best to ever touch a controller. Also known as a WWE star who smokes and is the creator of the fashionable 1980s ponytail. Also loves shooting deer.
Clayster shot a prancing deer as his ponytail blew in the wind.
clayster by JKaps_chiropractor March 13, 2014

Clamster diving 

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.
Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving
Clamster diving by Psyral September 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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