Clapster 

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

Clapster by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

Clapster 

A person with a suspeced STD or who visits the doctors a lot.

The "Clapster" is off work again

Clapster by pishuptours R us February 9, 2009

clapter 

A "joke", often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.

Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.

clapter by Dexy's Midnight Runner March 28, 2008

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Clappter

*Verb* : An explosion of insane, vicious or violent clapping that can result in serious injury or death. Synonyms include clapping, lots of clapping, a round of applause and danger.

Example 1 (present): Bob receives clappter from an audience and consequently DIES.
Example 2 (perfect): The audience clapptered Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 3 (imperfect): The audience was clapptering Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 4 (future): The audience will clappter Bob and he will consequently DIE.

Clappter by Neon Kerosene November 7, 2018

Claysterpillar 

Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.

Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...

Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.

Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008