clangered 

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.

"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!

clangered by Phallax February 27, 2005

langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

Chingered Up 

Old Spanish term to screw or f*** something up, no matter what it is.

1) Damn I chingered up my computer with a virus.

2) Don't chinger it up!

Chingered Up by Rumbolator May 14, 2011

langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

langered by pad July 20, 2004

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

changered 

A sweaty state of ecstasy experienced by travellers to Bangkok who chose to drink Chang beer with 6.4% alcohol content.

"Smitter was right changered eh?"

"Boys, we gettin' changered tonight?"

changered by bangkokprince July 8, 2012

hif clanger 

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017