Phallax's definitions

clangered

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.

"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!

by Phallax February 27, 2005

porky bread flaps

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

by Phallax February 27, 2005