Definitions by Phallax

clangered 

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.

"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!

clangered by Phallax February 27, 2005

porky bread flaps 

The female genetalia, with a noticably HUGE labia

"Her porky bread flaps swallowed my whole arm let alone my fucking fist!"

porky bread flaps by Phallax February 27, 2005