clampy 

unusually stiff substance that collects very heavily on objects

wow my mascara is so clampy!

clampy by smacaroo March 23, 2011

clampy mchorseboy 

A common name for the one known as Ben. also refered to as 'Benji', 'Clampy' and 'McPhearson'. This primitive form of humanity is usually over-productive and a good worker, but is easilly distracted and instantly aroused by the sight, smell, sound, touch and/or taste of clamps. Be it innocent or self-induced, this alfa-male will pounce and initiate in it's mating tactic with said clamp. this tactic involves hoofing. (see hoof). He is equally aroused by horses, but only some. no-one has ever tried to exposed the subject to both clamps and horses simaltaniously, but tests have shown that an expected explosion would occur in the crotch of the test subject. Common signs of the Clampy McHorseboy are a smug attitude towards everything, a knack for always being right, and to a greater extent, several cheese-like tendencies. You have been warned - do not approch said Horseboy - especially from the rear.

"Ahhh! It's Clampy McHorseboy!"

clampy mchorseboy by Dr. Tubb April 13, 2004

clampy mchorseboy 

a supreme example of the human species, who's intelligence is only topped by his modesty.
Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see cheese.

"Hello Mchorseboy", - "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF"
"Oh my god, its mchorseboy, that cheese"

clampy mchorseboy by Dr. Benji April 16, 2004

campy

Camp (n.) and Campy (adj.): Being so extreme that it has an amusing and sometimes perversely sophisticated appeal. Over the top and farcical, intentionally exaggerated so as not to be taken seriously. Found primarily in television, theatre and motion pictures, camp endeavors for satire and, for those who fully understand and appreciate the risible nature of its material, it's not surprising when it develops a cult following.

Both 'The Little Shop of Horrors' and 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' are movies widely considered very campy, particularly to those of my generation.

campy by Lisa Pease January 1, 2015

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Clamp God 

One who’s defense is so godly the person dribbling either has to pass, lose their dribble, or get the ball stolen. Defense so godly the person dribbling gets 6 TO’s and quits the game.

What a fucking sweat
Nah he jus a clamp god

Clamp God by iSxcred December 10, 2017

clammysammy 

when you take a watery diarrhea on a man or woman's forehead.

"Yo man I gave my girl a clammysammy last night, yeah she dumped me after I did it"

clammysammy by Mac dawgz October 6, 2009