Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown September 05, 2015

Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011

Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

by Jordan inc August 19, 2018

Clamping

Excessive chewing activity resulting from MDMA ingestion.

Fuck me! After that second pill I was clamping like a motherfucker!

by Lord Stu March 21, 2020

Clamping

First started in the civil war days when the older brothers and fathers were off to war. The younger brothers had to keep an eye on the other farms, tending to them and making sure the residents were taken care of. This got very boring, so they would bring their fathers stash of booze along.

Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.

While Clamping me and my friends ran across a cabin in the woods where a man was breaking into the house so in our drunken stuper, we stomped his azz.

by Patrick MFing Stewart June 23, 2010

Clamps

A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.

CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!

by Shed1 June 23, 2019

Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.

by Chubbsy December 10, 2013