clairmydia

A serious infection of the male sexual organs caused by having unprotected anal sex with fugly Catholic girls called Clair who are afflicted with Amblyopia. Symptoms include the inability to tell the truth, losing items of clothing, acquiring naff hoop earrings and a pungent discharge of lumpy shit infused pus from the Jap's Eye. If left untreated serious complications can occur eg memory loss, disorientation and total loss of self respect.

Oh dear, every time I have anal sex with that cleg I catch Clairmydia. Next time I will ask her not to charge so much so that I have cash left to pay for treatment at the clinic. I really should stop seeing her as she is Whorendous.

clairmydia by Victoria Cums October 17, 2021

Claimydia

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

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clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

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clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

Clarydia

A feminine personality that is soft spoken, intelligent, opinionated, observing, Tchaikovsky loving, and modest with a gifted imagination for words. This type of person has an ability to make others smile. And as for her smile...it's so gorgeous and genuine you'd swear she made that smile just for you.

1. That girl, is totally a Clarydia.

2. That's such a Clarydia smile.

Clarydia by Anonymous85173 September 11, 2011