Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

Claimydia by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

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clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

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clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

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clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

clamydia beard by satunge October 22, 2008

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clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

clamydia by Anonymous April 3, 2003

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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