Clearmydia

When you start a new relationship with someone and they ask if they can buy a few things using your debit card. The next month (and probably the next 2 consecutive months) this infection will appear on your bank statements. This infection is very similar to Klarnamydia (the Klarna version of this infection) normally clears up on its own after a few months.

I just checked my bank statement and found out my new partner has given me Clearmydia !

by Scootass June 15, 2023

Clemydians

A group of annoying Clemson fans.

I'm watching the Clemson game at home to avoid the obnoxious Clemydians.

by Sportyspice85 September 17, 2017

Claimydia

Claimydia is a disease that makes people claim they can do amazing things when in reality they can't.

Claimydia is often seen in wannabe snowboarders.

Claimydia is a serious disease.

Claimydia as a name:

"Dude, Claimydia is at it again. She says she can do a front-board but she can barely 50/50 that mailbox."

Claimydia as a description:

"She has serious Claimydia; last night she was telling us about all of the gnarly tricks she can do but today we saw her eat it on a straight air off of that small jump."

by Shannonagins August 7, 2009

clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.

My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

Clarydia

A feminine personality that is soft spoken, intelligent, opinionated, observing, Tchaikovsky loving, and modest with a gifted imagination for words. This type of person has an ability to make others smile. And as for her smile...it's so gorgeous and genuine you'd swear she made that smile just for you.

1. That girl, is totally a Clarydia.

2. That's such a Clarydia smile.

by Anonymous85173 September 11, 2011

Clermidia

When someone gets Clamidia and Herpes at the same time.

That guy over there got Clermidia from some skank down the street.

by Cranjis McBasketball July 26, 2017