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Clairvoyant 

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.
The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.
Clairvoyant by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.
Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
Color Clairvoyant by marlasinger February 1, 2007

Clairvoyant 

1. A Person who can tell the future
2. A Person who can tell future events without using their senses.
Alice Cullen from Twilight has clairvoyant abilities.
Clairvoyant by gymxlissy June 15, 2012

Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.
"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

Urban Clairvoyant 

A psychic & clairvoyant that does not buy into the stereotypes of a typical psychic. No crystal balls or fake persona. A spiritual coach that provides insight through reading energy while providing life tools through energetic means.
She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
Urban Clairvoyant by sexy intuite September 22, 2011

Clairvoyant 

When you got an STD and it doesn’t affect you
“What does clairvoyant mean?”

“You know.. uh... when you got an STD and it doesn’t affect you”
Clairvoyant by UnconvincingGayGuy November 4, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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