A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.
by marlasinger February 02, 2007

1. The state of being freaky, odd, weird, moronic, strange, but ultimately laughably cool.
2. Having the characteristics of Captain Jack Sparrow.
2. Having the characteristics of Captain Jack Sparrow.
by marlasinger February 01, 2007

Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.
All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.
by marlasinger February 02, 2007

by marlasinger February 01, 2007

The opposite of "upset". Has a positive connatation despite the prefix "down-". Which raises the question of why "upset" has a negative connotation if it begins with the prefix "up".
by marlasinger February 01, 2007

What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.
by marlasinger February 02, 2007

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.
by marlasinger February 01, 2007
