Clacton

A town in Tendering, has 3 schools, clacton county high, colbayns and bishops park. Has a shit town centre. It is mainly filled with old moaning people and tons of chav's thinking they own the place. it has a coast which is nice.
Clacton is a nice town with a nice beach.
by Person from Clacton May 25, 2009
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Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.
John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"
by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018
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clacton coastal academy

A population of 1600 goons that think they are hard when they are scared of there own reflection.
Did you see the pussy gang over there? They must come from clacton coastal academy.
by Samuel pigs February 01, 2017
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clacton county high

A bunch of sexually frustrated sluts thinking there hard and boys acting hard and cocky only thinking with the dicks
Did you see that slut standing over there?
Yeah she probably goes to clacton county high
by susan brooke January 27, 2014
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clacton coastal academy

A school full of wannabe driller but alot are actually on job they would smoke other school such as TTC and CCHS
They have had Peng boys such as scott godman callum mcdade and Jake roberts .
by gracesbigdicknip September 24, 2021
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Clacton-on-Sea

Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.
"Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, skinheads welcome!"
by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024
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