Clacton 

A town in Tendering, has 3 schools, clacton county high, colbayns and bishops park. Has a shit town centre. It is mainly filled with old moaning people and tons of chav's thinking they own the place. it has a coast which is nice.

Clacton is a nice town with a nice beach.

Clacton by Person from Clacton May 25, 2009

Clacton mum 

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.

John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"

Clacton mum by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018

clacton coastal academy

A population of 1600 goons that think they are hard when they are scared of there own reflection.

Did you see the pussy gang over there? They must come from clacton coastal academy.

clacton coastal academy by Samuel pigs February 1, 2017

clacton county high 

A bunch of sexually frustrated sluts thinking there hard and boys acting hard and cocky only thinking with the dicks

Did you see that slut standing over there?
Yeah she probably goes to clacton county high

clacton county high by susan brooke January 26, 2014

clacton coastal academy

A school full of wannabe driller but alot are actually on job they would smoke other school such as TTC and CCHS
They have had Peng boys such as scott godman callum mcdade and Jake roberts .

yo what school you go

Clacton coastal academy

Oh sn sn

clacton coastal academy by gracesbigdicknip September 23, 2021

Clacton-on-Sea 

Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.

"Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, skinheads welcome!"

Clacton-on-Sea by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024

Clacton Hope

When you have hope for something you know will never happen or is impossible, and when it doesn't happen you're still disappointed.

She's got serious Clacton Hope that he'll text her back, even though he ghosted her months ago.

Clacton Hope by The1Jackdaw August 15, 2026