Clobert 

A mixture between the names Claire and Robert. The best couple there is.

Look at that couple, they are such a Clobert.

Clobert by Rulphi April 3, 2023

Colbertistas 

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

Colbertistas by FurTip August 9, 2006

Colbertity 

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

Colbertity by Chupe December 20, 2008

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

colbert bump 

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.

After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.

colbert bump by Angela Carrington July 10, 2007

Clober 

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

Clober by Dewe March 3, 2019

Stephen Colbert 

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert by James Johnson December 2, 2005