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cigaretting 

Cooler than smoking, but still just as dangerous.
From my 5-year old niece: Why are those girls cigaretting? Don't they know it will turn their lungs black?
cigaretting by happysq January 2, 2007
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Cigaretting 

when you're smoking and getting a cigarette out at the same time. It is basically multitasking.
Person 1: Omg im so bad at multitasking.
Person 2: But you're amazing at cigaretting.
Person 1: Oh my god yeah you're right. I guess I am good at multitasking

Cigarettillo 

A rolled cigarette whose tobacco is garnered from a cigar, cigarillo, dutch, or other common smokeable whose skin is used for a blunt wrap
Dust Bowl Survivor: Hey man, save a pinch of that pineapple tobacco, I'm going to roll myself something.
Blunt Roll'r: What? From the blunt wrap?
Dust Bowl Survivor: Yessir, I am going to roll myself a cigarettillo.
Blunt Roll'r: Could you roll me one too?
Dust Bowl Depression Ager: Absolutely we're getting twisted on grass and See-GAR tobacky tonight! Glad you're open to it, most disagree with the 'waste not want not' approach to making blunt tobacco rollies.
Cigarettillo by Jomce Myga June 19, 2016

Cigarettiquette 

"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
Cigarettiquette by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017
Word of the Day on September 22, 2017

cigarettiquette 

The series of (often) unspoken social rules shared by smokers.
"Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."
cigarettiquette by Michael Lark August 3, 2007

cigaretticide 

The unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide."
In a LIARS COURT comedy titled "Cigaretticide," the unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide'. Regardless of what percentage of smokers know that the smoke from the cigarette they smoke goes into the lungs of every person who happens to be around them, the big news is that very few smokers know that the smoke which flows out from the cigarettes they smoke is killing some of the people who happen to be around them.
cigaretticide by but for April 29, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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