3 definitions by Michael Lark
noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.
Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
by Michael Lark September 22, 2008
A male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having sexual relations with women in their late 40's and up.
by Michael Lark August 14, 2007
"Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."
by Michael Lark July 16, 2007