Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute 

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019

Churchill Martini 

1. Gin served in a martini glass, usually shaken over ice.

Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``

I`ll have a Churchill martini. And if you even so much as look at the vermouth, we`re going to have problems.

Churchill Martini by Brett Caron December 17, 2008

Jack Churchill

A soldier of epic proportions in WW2. The English Chuck Norris. Once captured 42 German soldiers with help from only one fellow soldier. Was fond of his longbow, and actually killed Axis soldiers with it.

"any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed". - Jack Churchill

Jack Churchill by El Jonno Faqce June 4, 2009