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ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.
1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.
by Ted August 22, 2003
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ChurchLady

Person of questionable authority, with arrogance.Any Effeminate Man who acts as though the World was His Creation, and all shall bow before him.
Careful You don`t upset the ChurchLady,or You`ll be BARRED from here!
by VariLex February 1, 2005
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ChurchLady

The pinnacle of Cam and the Pwnz
Omgz Churchlady and The Cheat are so Cam!!!11oneone
by The Cheat August 26, 2003
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church lady

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
by thedzone October 1, 2009
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church lady kool-aid

Church lady kool-aid is kool-aid but doesn't have much of the powder mix in it. It tastes really bad, or just like water, because of the lack of sugar and taste. The name comes from the way an older lady would make kool-aid with less sugar, sort of "more healthy".
Person 1: Dude, is this just colored water?
Person 2: My mom made it. It's church lady kool-aid.
by Soglolz November 8, 2008
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Churchead

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)
by samgoody January 10, 2010
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churchland

Ah ghetto ass place in portsmouth va full of hoes and cheaters They full of STDS even in middle school fuck mrs figgs big ass too
Oh they go to churchland i know they ran through
by fuckyouandyomama June 26, 2022
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