chump head

I person that i so fat that it makes it look like they have no neck

Your a fuckin chump head

chump head by Unknown June 11, 2006

chumphead 

someone who is so chump-like, everyone hates them

my god lemuel is such a chumphead

chumphead by jdub513 January 28, 2007

chumhead

A derogatory, compound word meaning someone who has extremely diminished mental capacity or illogical mental processes that are exhibited in their inability to perform basic thought.

'ch&m : animal or vegetable matter (as chopped fish or corn) thrown overboard to attract fish

'hed : the upper or anterior division of the animal body that contains the brain, the chief sense organs, and the mouth

{noun} Eat rocks! Chumhead!

{adj.} That chumheaded retard can't even butter toast.

chumhead by D. C. Ringle July 21, 2007

Bald headed champ 

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

Bald headed champ by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Bald Headed Champ 

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.

I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!

Bald Headed Champ by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

wrestling the bald headed champ 

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestling the bald headed champ by petergripper December 31, 2008

bald-headed champ 

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

bald-headed champ by danejuan July 10, 2005