chumompkin 

A name created for a small child as a cute nickname.

“Come here my little chumompkin”

chumompkin by West_b_gang May 12, 2020

Chumpkin 

An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.

A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.

A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.

First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.

Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)

Chumpkin by 2Hi September 5, 2013

Chumpkins 

A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.

I think Chumpkins got out...

Oh, Shit! RUN!

-explosion-

Chumpkins by Energyboy November 14, 2012

chumpkin 

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

chumpkin by martydog74 August 16, 2003

chumpkin 

It is when you get a blowjob when you are eating something.

I love when I get Taco Bell and a chumpkin from Stacy.

chumpkin by pecker killer October 26, 2011

chumpkins 

chumpkins is something you say when you are just feeling good. like when you work out and take a hot shower or you just finish masturbating and are sitting back with a beer.

"What you up to man?"
"Chillin, watchin South Park with a Corona"
"Chumpkins dude"
"Über chumpkins"

chumpkins by Pancake Bunny October 24, 2004

Chumpkin 

Receiving a blow job while eating a cheeseburger.

I was sitting on my couch eating a cheeseburger, while my girl was giving me a chumpkin.

Chumpkin by DeeJay Juicy April 21, 2010