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Chumpkins

A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.
I think Chumpkins got out...

Oh, Shit! RUN!

-explosion-
by Energyboy November 14, 2012
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chumpkins

chumpkins is something you say when you are just feeling good. like when you work out and take a hot shower or you just finish masturbating and are sitting back with a beer.
"What you up to man?"
"Chillin, watchin South Park with a Corona"
"Chumpkins dude"
"Über chumpkins"
by Pancake Bunny October 24, 2004
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Chumpkins

A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.
Beware of the Chumpkins
by Scrotal July 27, 2010
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Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
by huckabee January 11, 2008
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cumpkin

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
we totally got jaime to let us make a cumpkin, she kept it on forever
by ben decarlo September 28, 2006
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Chimpkin

by Joeis2sick November 15, 2020
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chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.
You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!
by Chieftan August 8, 2006
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