chufner

Refers to hairy, unkempt genitalia, often used to describe a dirty woman’s vagina

“I got a sext from Cindy last night”
“I heard she has a chufner”
“Unfortunately”

by Zipzapzopzolt April 4, 2020

Ice Cream Churner

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

by el.harp July 6, 2010

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Ice Cream Churner Sex

Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.

Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!

by Whack-O February 14, 2012

baby churner

Any female who is usually considered a "Whore" that has become pregnant more than 1 time with different males

Victor: hey you see that hot chick over there, babysitting?"

Jon: Which one?

Victor: the one with all the kids

Jon: ZOMFG ROFLMAO ITZ TEH BABYCHURNER!!!!!!

Victor: ZOMFG KTHX LOL

Jon: Baby churners are not hot! remember this kids and someday you will be making up words for your enjoyment just like me

by Mike Hunt Is Loose August 8, 2006

Stomach Churner

Any person, object, action, or abstract thought that gives you the sensation of a churning stomach. Usually there is a bad aura associated with the stomach churner, making it nearly impossible to remain in the same room with them or it. If you cannot avoid being around this stomach churner, it may be uncomfortable to do anything whatsoever. A stomach churner can be a person who you simply cannot stand looking at, listening to, or being around.

1) Holy shit... who invited this stomach churner to the party? Kid smells like shit and he's been wearing that outfit since last week.

2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.

3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.

4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.

5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.

6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.

by greggyv May 3, 2010

Chuffers

A large pair of soft breasts

Wow that girl has a great pair of chuffers

by Fruit palace May 14, 2018