chubb rock

DC Metro slang for an erection. Refers to 90s rapster Chubb Rock.

I wore tighty whities to the prom so my inevitable chubb rock wouldn't show.

by DC Paulie January 2, 2009

Chubb Rock

A reference to fatties (people with extra weight). In honor of the Rap Artist Chubb Rock.

Those Chubb Rock's at the office can't get enough of supersizing their meal at the local fast food joint.

by Manny Kooper July 27, 2006

chub rock

erection, hard-on, stiffy, boner

I gotta big freakin chub rock right now!!!!

by anonymous April 5, 2004

chubbrock

n. a hefty, stocky man with extra flesh around the back of his neck (i.e. the "sausage effect") and excess fat on or around the waistline.

Celebrity Chubbrocks:
Jon Favreau
Uncle Johnny - "Hey, man"
Jeff Greene from "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

by Johnathan Sia February 13, 2007

chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003

chubrock

A chubrock is the boner that the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's gets

"Let's give this Fazoli's tomato a nice chubrock by stealing Andy's Mom's dildo and attatching it to his center portions."

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003