chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003

chubrock

A chubrock is the boner that the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's gets

"Let's give this Fazoli's tomato a nice chubrock by stealing Andy's Mom's dildo and attatching it to his center portions."

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003

chubbrock

n. a hefty, stocky man with extra flesh around the back of his neck (i.e. the "sausage effect") and excess fat on or around the waistline.

Celebrity Chubbrocks:
Jon Favreau
Uncle Johnny - "Hey, man"
Jeff Greene from "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

by Johnathan Sia February 13, 2007

chub rock

erection, hard-on, stiffy, boner

I gotta big freakin chub rock right now!!!!

by anonymous April 5, 2004

chubroc

One of a kind nearly instinct, Caucasian male from the gila st district. As real as they come and has mad game. WouLd say border line cocky, but itz not cock u if you can back it up.

Andom girl;Who's the new guy at Stacy's place.

Another random girl; oh that's chubroc from jila block n if your not wearing a chastity belt he will talk you out of your clothes in under ten minute's

by Stacyskendall June 23, 2024

christine chubbock

Christine chubbock was a news reporter who unfortunately committed suicide live on air. The event started with her reading off a few news stories as usual until she came to a local shooting that happened locally. There was a tape that was supposed to play, but it jammed and after so, Christine shrugged her shoulders and said... "In keeping with the WXLT's practice of presenting the most immediate and complete reports of blood and guts news, TV 40 presents what is believed to be a television first... An attempted suicide" she then pulls out a Smith and Wesson revolver and puts it behind her right ear and pulls the trigger. She soon fell on the desk violently and then fell promptly on the floor.

Have you heard the leaked audio of Christine Chubbock?

by Lame Staley July 8, 2023