Christian =)

Christian is an amazing person. He is a super charismatic, intelligent, kind, witty, and rad guy. If you’re having a shitty day, he will be the one to make you laugh and smile. He really cares about you, and makes sure you’re doing okay, despite the things he goes through. He’s a one of a kind person, and anyone should be so lucky to have a Christian in their life. If you have a Christian in your life, don’t let him go.

Person: hey do you know Christian =) ?
Person 2: yea, he’s awesome!
Person: I know right?!

Christian =) by AmandaNoel;) October 20, 2019

christian =)

Christian is a truly amazing person. He is a super charismatic, caring, kind, sarcastic, rad guy who loves to skate and eat nutter butters. He really cares about you and how you’re doing despite everything he has to deal with on his own. If you have a Christian =) in your life then consider yourself very lucky and don’t let him go. P.s. he looks like a koopa Troopa ;).

Tyler: yo Christian =) is so wack
Me: nah he’s cool

Tyler: ya I guess ur right

christian =) by MandaNoel October 20, 2019

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.

Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Park Jimin's stage name in English

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

christian chim chim by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Prestonwood Christian Academy by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.

Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!

Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011