Chost 

Something very, very, good. Quite often used with 'absolutely'.

That pint was absolutely chost! Or, if you're lucky: there's this bird at work who likes the styles - she's absolutely chost!

Chost by di Clitero August 11, 2006

chost 

Can be used to replace words associated with sex, alcohol and drugs in pretty much any instance.

I gave her a right good chosting!

Fancy a few chosts after work?

Friend 1: "How was the rave at the weekend?"
Friend 2: "Messy. I was chosting away like a good 'un."

chost by di Clitero August 11, 2006

Chost 

A simple way of describing cheese on toast

“I’m making some chost, would you like one?”

Chost by Pudding! March 17, 2022

Chost

A combination of the words "chill" and "post", used in a situation where you are posted up, chilling. The location in which you chost is similarly known as a "chost spot"

"I don't wanna be at the bar anymore dude this is lame. Let's go chost at the crib"
"Yeah bro your couch is an all time chost spot when I'm hung tits."

Chost by jshirlsballin June 11, 2026

Chost to Cost Ratio 

Chost to Cost (also known as the Chost to Cost Ratio) is a measurement of justifying whether the size and quality of a meal were worth the price paid for it. Bigger, tastier and more filling foods are generally considered more "chosty".

Person 1: "Have you checked out that new restaurant yet?"

Person 2: "Yeah! The food was sooo chosty. I'd give it a 5:1 Chost to Cost Ratio"

Chost to Cost Ratio by Phenatom November 9, 2017

Chippin' that Chost 

Something weirdoes post on their facebook statuses, usually meaning that they're watching Ellen.

I'm at home, chippin' that chost.

Chippin' that Chost by Lora Kowan November 24, 2009

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014